I sometimes tell my friends that my life is a comedy, and they kinda’… agree 😃

In my long humanitarian work for Unganda, a country which I love deeply, I was faced with the most surreal situations, apart from the very real, very normal daily work that you all see. The surreal, the pure Franz Kafka moments are those in which people try their best to… deceive me, or other sponsors, and I find out.

That is generally… not a good moment, to put it mildly.

As a practitioner of non-violence, I usually tell the rogues (when they are caught) that they get to choose between facing ME, and going to PRISON, and… you see… everyone chooses the second variant. Smart.

One day, a guy pretended to be dead – it was so hilarious to see him in bed, with napkins stuffed up his nose – mind you, he was a dead body 🤣- just to get away with the fact that he’d stolen 6000ish euros from a very good lady in Europe (his best sponsor!)

Some other time, another guy failed to give the food he was supposed to distrbute to the poor people (he just placed it in their arms for the photo, and then took it away – some level of deceit and shamelesness, no?) He served horrible time in prison, because I do not let such people get away with it.

Because of being a bad girl, there are currently two bounties on my head. Mamma mia, how fun! I feel like in a Western movie, with those posters… Wanted… dead or alive, but preferably dead… reward: $60 🤣🤣🤣

So if Bounties are what works there, I offered one too, for the safe location and retrieval of a missing child from our community (missing from July). The good lady that sponsored the child felt helpless, worried and depressed, because she is a loving, kind and dedicated soul and… who wouldn’t freak out?

And… we found the child, because I do not let children go missing and people (sponsors) go mad with worry. so yeah. We found Namukuve. Kris, I hope the news will brighten your day, beloved friend!

Very special thanks to:
🌷 Bugweri Central Police Station
🌷 The Officers who performed the field work (cannot disclose names)
🌷 The Informers (cannot disclose names, but you know who you are)
🌷 Mugoya Swaliki the person who works the most in this world!
🌷 Kristyl Gravina for trusting me that it will be done

All the previous persons who came to me in the past and required that I find their missing children, and I did, which helped me build up my own confidence that every good purpose can be accomplished – and also my own network of find-and-rescue.

Mamma mia, we’re good!